Well, I fucked it up like I do with everything.

Every time things are going good, I manage to fuck it up, not even meaning to do so.

a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

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Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.


Ahahaha

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

Ahahaha

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the-heavy-metal-viking:

goatkult:

nemesis63864:

says a lot about the human race to me

.

I feel simultaneously amazed and sick

the human race in a nutshell holy shit

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Sometimes I feel like I would be better off, if I were a man.

Maybe it would be easier. Who knows.

keep-calm-and-start-a-rebellion:

hpreminders:

friendly reminder that before he turned 18, harry potter

  • lost both his parents
  • lost his godfather
  • lost his mentor
  • lost his familiar
  • watched a classmate be murdered
  • faced his mortal enemy 5 times
  • was shunned by the entire wizarding community for telling the truth
  • was shunned by practically everyone at hogwarts for things beyond his control
  • literally died

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daddyfred:

thelittlelostkitten:

my kids….

Too cute not to share!!

daddyfred:

thelittlelostkitten:

my kids….

Too cute not to share!!

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Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

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sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

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